Xshadow Chocoboss

General

Xshadow Chocoboss, a.k.a "Witness to the Dark Apocalypse", is a male Roegadyn of Sea Wolf clan, registered in the database on 11/07/2019 with 26192964 for ID.

Born on 3rd Sun of the 1st Astral Moon under protection of Llymlaen, the Navigator.

Currently is resident of Gridania, The Black Shroud on Malboro of Crystal.

Reached rank of Second Storm Lieutenant in Maelstrom Grand company.

Last interview was conducted on 02/08/2025 04:08. This is what adventurer had to say during it:

Observations

Note: If you overpulls in Dead Ends and then try to blame healer when its your underleveled character and your lack of power to quell mobs that is the issue... own up but blaming will not be tolerated eremore and may lead to unforeseen troubles for you should you choose this path.

When I Toddler-sit for your grown ..., or tank, I am the SOLE driver of the Regalia regardless power levels. You are resigned to being my passenger. If you are in need of a diaper change we better not know about it, QUIETLY reach over and press the button shaped as a cookie, so you do not disturb driver and be responsible for a fatal collision. This button houses a state of the art Omicron that will change your Dipie, and use baby powder on you keeping the vehicle you are a passenger in smelling phresh and then seconds laters ejecting you from the vehicle altogether. Otherwise sit down, be quiet and buckle up. FFXIV is designed to best operate under these parameters for a reason.

For all those times thou hast wastilied someone's time kicking them unjustly thou knows whom thou ar'est we will get EVEERY single of those hours back enjoying the art direction of the most tasteful dungeon intros and boss encounters thou willst ever experience EVERY single instance! 3 /(*>*)\ hii!

It has always been and always will be Meteion's responsibility what happens with her body. NOT YOURS.

Consider yourself warned.. Do not abuse the dismissal system for myself, or other players from duties just take your hatred and silently remove yourself from the duty so we can get to players that want to work with us. I will retaliate by taking legal action against all accomplices as well as YOU and take actions against your account, when you irritate me enough. If that is a risk you willing to take... I prefer to be kind, please don't push me to be your nightmare.

Players be warned

Krumplican/Retroublican mindset OBSOLETE in thy years 22 and beyond.

MINDSET bringing about Final End of Days.
Ethyries we inhabit doest not bear contingency Mare Lamentorum.

What should'st thou'st punishment be for continuing to choosesth thy latter?
Purgatory? ExpelliIation? Imprisonment? Thoust are murdering swathes of innocents after all.

Ifin''st ills were it DanFaniel had his way?
What chooethst he for thou

If thoust whines about positionals thou wilst recieve no sympathy, DPS MAIN are some of the least cultured inhabitants of Eorzea and deserve little. Disprove the logic, just try.

Still thee searching thy star for thine own entelechy shining Meteion fulfilled with explosive Dynamis Akasa. That vocal inclination is the shadow that melts the darkness to shed just the tiniest lining of aquiescent silver light.3 To you I proclivically excitedly say hi baby! /(**)\

Meteion RIGHTS only way forward. Xshadow loves what she stands for and will defend her with every dying breath.
Xshadow is the embodiment of penniless sitar player as Maharaja lifestyle. An Ultimate Sigma male who devours prey

Affiliations

✔ Crystal's Old People ➧

✔ Mare Lamentorum ➧

✔ VX BenchDemolition ➧

Job affinities

Job	Level	Last change
Alchemist	1	05/08/2023
Armorer	100	05/08/2023
Astrologian	100	05/08/2023
Bard	90	05/08/2023
Black Mage	90	05/08/2023
Blacksmith	41	05/08/2023
Blue Mage	50	05/08/2023
Botanist	100	05/08/2023
Carpenter	5	05/08/2023
Culinarian	100	05/08/2023
Dancer	90	05/08/2023
Dark Knight	91	05/08/2023
Dragoon	90	05/08/2023
Fisher	81	05/08/2023
Goldsmith	100	05/08/2023
Gunbreaker	94	05/08/2023
Leatherworker	25	05/08/2023
Machinist	100	05/08/2023
Miner	100	05/08/2023
Monk	100	05/08/2023
Ninja	90	05/08/2023
Paladin	100	05/08/2023
Red Mage	94	05/08/2023
Samurai	90	05/08/2023
Summoner	1	05/08/2023
Warrior	100	05/08/2023
Weaver	25	05/08/2023
White Mage	99	05/08/2023
Total:	2147